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1) If you rent Disney movies for your kids instead of reading to them, you're ghetto.
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2) If you get on the bus with a car phone, you're ghetto.
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3) If you think Africa is a country, you're ghetto.
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4) If you think African is a language, you're just as ghetto.
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5) If your album collection is composed of tapes full of songs you recorded off the radio, you're ghetto.
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6) If your hair is more than one color, then you're ghetto.
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7) If you've never seen grass, you're ghetto.
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8) If you see a relative of yours on the TV show Cops, then you're ghetto.
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9) If you bite people while you're boxing, then you're ghetto.
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10) If you have gold teeth and are homeless, you're ghetto.
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11) If you wear the same suit to church every Sunday, but play it off by switching ties, you ghetto.
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12) If you have sex just to keep your mind off of how hungry you are, you're ghetto.
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13) If your kids have more Sega games than books, you're ghetto.
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14) If you have a tatoo of your own name on your body, you're ghetto.
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15) If you use magazines for coasters, you're ghetto.
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16) If you buy the newspaper, just for the sports section or the comics, you're ghetto.
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17) If you think Hard Copy is a legitimate news source, you're ghetto.
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18) If you steal baskets from the supermarket, you're ghetto.
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19) If you were not aware the word "ghetto" has an "h" in it, you're ghetto.
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20) If all of your towels have a hotel's name on them, you are ghetto.
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21) If your idea of heating the house is leaving the oven on, you're ghetto.
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22) If you still play Atari, you're ghetto.
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23) If you have memorized the words to either Ace Ventura movie (and/or sing along then Jim Carrey goes into one of his comedic numbers), you're ghetto.
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24) If you are reading this at a friends house, you're ghetto.
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25) If you put water in the barbecue to make it last longer, you're ghetto.
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26) If you think barbecue is spelled: bar-b-q, you're ghetto.
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27) If the store around your house has the Pac-man video game, you're ghetto.
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28) If you have more gold teeth than original ones, you're ghetto.
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29) If people you don't know have copies of your prom pictures, you ghetto.
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30) If you keep a can of used grease on the stove to reuse it, you're ghetto.
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31) If you carry around condiments in your purse, you're ghetto.
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32) If the basketball goal on your corner is made of an old crate with the bottom cut out, you're ghetto.
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33) If you grow dread locks, accidentally, you're ghetto.
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34) If you think it's cute that your kids can't read or spell at the age of 6, you're ghetto.
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35) If your idea of central air is a fan in the hallway, you ghetto.
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36) If you sleep (or have slept) in the same bed with siblings, you ghetto.
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37) If all you watch is WB, you're ghetto.
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38) If you drink soda called simply Cola, Orange, Grape, etc., you're ghetto.
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39) If you or your mother goes to the store with rollers in her hair, you're ghetto.
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40) If you own t-shirts, hats, and blank tapes that say Kool or Salem, you're ghetto.
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41) If your hair is yellow and your complextion is near blue, you're ghetto.
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42) If your hoop earings are large enough to double as bracelets, you're ghetto.
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43) If you own more VCR's than TV's, your ghetto (it's okay to get rid of them once they break).
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44) If you have more fake hair than original, you're ghetto.
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45) If you have the movie Friday memorized, you're ghetto.
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46) If you put more sugar in your kool-aid than water, you're ghetto.
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47) If you wear dress socks with tennis shoes, you're ghetto.
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48) If you buy all of your appliances from "that guy around the corner," you ghetto (and an accomplice).
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49) If your boss pays you in cash, you're ghetto.
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50) If you sleep in a stocking cap, you're ghetto.
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